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Hello sunshine. You've found it-the internet's little slice of phenomenal JP awesomeness. We make high quality, comfortable Jordan Peterson t shirts for those who are sorting themselves out, cleaning their room, or just rescuing their father from the underworld.

All t-shirts are designed by Gloria, who has integrated her shadow and thereby controlled the feminine chaos within :P If you have a tshirt idea you think the rest of the bucko squad would like to have, feel free to shoot her an email at info@thelobsterking.net If she ends up using your design, you'll get $150 and four free tshirts. (How cool is that?!)

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